Wear a Moustache.
Facial Fashion!
So I was invited to a moustache party at the last minute and thought well jeez, who has a moustache laying around the house really? Plus wearing one of those fake ones hurts your nose and you never look that cute and it gets in your beer. So instead of actually going I spent the evening looking for a better way to wear a lip fringe. There is a LOT of moustache everything available on the internet but the thing I liked the most were the necklaces. There are so many types and style to choose from. The best one, I thought, was from the UK at Tatty Devine boutique. It is nice and small but curls up at the ends like a villain in a silent film. The chain fits over your ears and the whiskers sit just under your nose (where else I guess?). Alas, they are sold out. There seems to be many in the same vein available on Etsy, a site dedicated to handmade items, including a copper one with a monocle attached, and a few made out of wood. Most of these seem to be modeled after porn stars and Tom Selleck but others seem a bit more ladylike (for facial hair). The fanciest are the ones from Demitasse Jewelry . There are styles like the Freddy (Mercury), the mini Nietzsche for when you are feeling philisophical, or the Alex stache (as seen on Lindsay Lohan) imbedded with a pink sapphire “beauty mark”. Available in your choice of yellow, white or rose gold, silver, even encrusted with pave diamonds! Talk about moustache envy!
